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Provides advice on how to prevent PC problems in the first place and create a safe and secure PC environment
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SQL For Dummies

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SQL For Dummies 6TH Edition Aug 2006:
See how SQL interfaces with today's environments. Start building and using relational databases with SQL's newest features.The database may be the twenty-first century filing cabinet, but building one is a little more complex than sliding drawers into a metal box. With this book to guide you through all the newest features of SQL, you'll soon be whipping up relational databases, using SQL with XML to power data-driven Web sites, and more! Discover how to:

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Visual C++ for Dummies Quick Reference is specifically designed to give you the information you need as quickly as possible so that you can get back to creating cool Windows applications with Visual C++. Keep this little reference right to your computer for those times during marathon coding sessions when you wonder what a particular menu item means or for when you need a quick fix on a bit of C++ syntax.

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Java For Dummies

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* Paperback: 360 pages
* Publisher: For Dummies; 4 Pap/Cdr edition (December 11, 2006)
* Language: English
* ISBN-10: 0470087161

Start building powerful programs with Java 6 — fast! Get an overview of Java 6 and begin building your own programs

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See how to use Skype for secure chats and connect SkypeOut and SkypeIN. Here's the fun and easy way ® to understand all the hype about Skype and make this cool alternative communication system work for you! You'll get great advice about hardware, directions for downloading and installing Skype, ideas for using Skype in your business, and the lowdown on making Skype calls to people with old-fashioned phones.

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atlas Of Emergency Medicine

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Atlas Of Emergency Medicine

Second Edition, Published 2002 - 21 Chapters/700 Photos - 45.8 MB

WARNING: MANY DISTURBING PHOTOS!

If a picture is worth a thousand words, this text speaks volumes.

The Atlas of Emergency Medicine features updated and expanded coverage, stunning new color photographs and the latest clinical guidelines. It's the essential resource for fast, accurate patient diagnosis in the emergency department or acute care clinic.

Look through the pages to review the full scope and breadth of emergency practice. Oral trauma, chest and abdominal trauma, ------ually transmitted diseases, rashes and lesions are only a few of the dozens of conditions available for you to examine closely and share with colleagues, residents and medical students. The ATLAS provides simply the next-best experience to going to the bedside.

Powerful visuals plus vital diagnostic and treatment information are provided for every one of the hundreds of traumas, disorders and conditions presented in the text!

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- Color photographs that accurately and clearly depict the medical emergency.
- Accompanying slides, radiographs, and line drawings provide more visual clues to enhance understanding.
- Associated clinical features present additional descriptive information on the emergency.
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- ED Treatment and Disposition outlines effective plans for treatment and follow-up.
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- Regional Anatomy: Everything from head and facial trauma to extremity conditions is covered in this first section of the text. Look here to guide your diagnosis of emergency conditions specific to each section of the body. Leading experts in the field provide both the visuals and the text for each chapter.

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This invaluable handbook has been useful to countless numbers of students, residents, and physicians. This book reviews medical therapeutics and management for all medical problems. Treatment and laboratory tests for each disease are listed in a well-organized manner.

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Lange Medical Book Medical Microbiology Immunology 8th ed

Lange Medical Book Medical Microbiology Immunology 8th ed



Lange Medical Book Medical Microbiology Immunology 8th ed
ISBN: 0071431993
Author: Warren E. Levinson
Publisher: McGraw-Hill/Appleton & Lange
Publication Date: June 24, 2004
Number Of Pages: 644 pages
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The most concise, comprehensive, and up-to-date medical microbiology immunology review! Gives students the high-yield information they need to prepare for the USMLE Step 1 and course exams. Completely updated throughout, the new edition covers developments in HIV, hepatitis, smallpox, SARS, and more. Features case discussions, USMLE-style questions, and a USMLE-style practice exam.

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Lange's Medical Microbiology & Immunology 4th ed 2004
Author: Warren E. Levinson
Publisher: McGraw-Hill/Appleton & Lange
Publication Date: 2004-06-24
pages: 644 pages
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Lippincotts Illustrated Microbiology, illustrated review

Lippincotts Illustrated Microbiology, illustrated review



Book Info
Univ. of Medicine and Dentistry of New Jersey, Piscataway. Review, for students, features an outline format, more than 600 illustrations, cross-referenced to Lippincott Illustrated Reviews: Biochemistry and Pharmacology, and USMLE-type questions with each chapter.
* Publisher: Williams & Wilkins (August 2006)
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Principles and Practice of Clinical Parasitology

Principles and Practice of Clinical Parasitology

Principles and Practice of Clinical Parasitology
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A comprehensive account of protozoan and metozoan diseases in modern clinical practice, with orientation towards clinical management of parasitic infections. In the past, parasitology was considered as an obscure subject of little relevance to the majority of clinicians and microbiologists. Over the last decade, however, much has happened to change this, not least the explosion in foreign travel
This textbook is the forth in the Principles and Practice series, providing an expansive and detailed coverage of clinical microbiology. It has a similar appeal to that of Zuckerman's, Principles & Practice of Clinical Virology, with an international authorship and emphasis placed on integrating new knowledge in a clinically relevant manner.
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Fields Virology 4th Ed



Fields Virology 4th Ed.
Authors(s): David M. Knipe, PhD; Peter M. Howley, MD; Diane E. Griffin, MD, PhD; Robert A. Lamb, PhD, ScD; Malcolm A. Martin, MD; Bernard Roizman, ScD; Stephen E. Straus, MD
Since 1985, Fields Virology has been the definitive reference on the molecular biology of viruses and the pathogenesis of viral diseases. Now this classic two-volume work has been thoroughly revised and updated to reflect the explosive growth of information on viruses and their clinical significance. Highlights of the Fourth Edition include new information on Kaposi, the new rhabdoviruses, and human herpesviruses, particularly human herpesvirus 8. This edition of Fields Virology also has a CD-ROM included in the back of the book.
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Edition: 4th ed. Year: 2001 ISBN: 0-7817-1832-5
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Broad Subjects: Clinical Medicine
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Microbial Physiology

Microbial Physiology



Microbial Physiology
Albert G. Moat (Editor), John W. Foster (Editor), Michael P. Spector (Editor)
ISBN: 0-471-39483-1
June 2002
The Fourth Edition of Microbial Physiology retains the logical, easy-to-follow organization of the previous editions. An introduction to cell structure and synthesis of cell components is provided, followed by detailed discussions of genetics, metabolism, growth, and regulation for anyone wishing to understand the mechanisms underlying cell survival and growth. This comprehensive reference approaches the subject from a modern molecular genetic perspective, incorporating new insights gained from various genome projects.
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Medical Microbiology

Medical Microbiology



Medical Microbiology
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Published in 2004
ISBN 1588902455
Paperback: 698 pages
Publisher: Thieme Medical Publishers (November 30, 2004)
ISBN: 1588902455
Author: Fritz H. Kayser, Kurt A. Bienz, Johannes Eckert, Rolf M. Zinkernagel
Book Description:
While medical and hygienic developments have driven down the mortality rates of infectious diseases, pathogenic microorganisms are still a major factor in everyday clinical practice. They are still the most frequent cause of death in Third World countries. New and incurable infectious diseases are a worldwide problem. It is inescapable, therefore, that modern medicine must redouble its efforts to understand the relationship between microorganisms and humans and continue to lead the search for new therapies. The following five subject areas are covered: Immunology Bacteriology Mycology Virology Parasitology.

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Microbiology, Fifth Edition

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Microbiology, Fifth Edition
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ISBN: 0072829052
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Prescott, Harley and Klein's 5th edition provides a balanced, comprehensive introduction to all major areas of microbiology. Because of this balance, Microbiology, 5/e is appropriate for students preparing for careers in medicine, dentistry, nursing, and allied health, as well as research, teaching, and industry. Biology and chemistry are prerequisites. The Fifth Edition has been updated extensively to reflect the latest discoveries in the field.

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Biofilms, Infection, and Antimicrobial Therapy

Biofilms, Infection, and Antimicrobial Therapy





Biofilms, Infection, and Antimicrobial Therapy
by John L. Pace, Mark Rupp, Roger G. Finch (Editors)
Hardcover: 512 pages
Publisher: CRC (August 29, 2005)
ISBN: 082472643X
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Providing general understanding of issues in antimicrobial research, Biofilms, Infection, and Antimicrobial Therapy supplies an excellent overview of the economic burden associated with treating biofilm-related infections. It includes a discussion of cutting-edge aspects in the area of antibacterial tolerance and resistance, describes animal models essential for identification of new effective therapeutic regimens, and examines the effectiveness of various antimicrobial agents for therapy of associated infections. Biofilms, Infection, and Antimicrobial Therapy contains detailed protocols to aid physicians in the treatment of these refractory and often difficult-to-manage infections.

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Interview for an IT Company

Interviewer: Tell me about yourself.

Candidate: I am Kondesh Kulkarni. I did my Tele Communication engineering from BabanRao Dhole-Patil Institute of Technology.

Interviewer: BabanRao Dhole-Patil Institute of Technology? I had never heard of this college before!

Candidate: Great! Even I had not heard of it before getting an admission into it . What happened is - due to cricket world cup I scored badly in 12th.I was getting a paid seat in a good college. But my father said (I prefer to call him 'baap') - "I can not invest so much of money".(The baap actually said - "I will never waste so much of money on you"). So I had to join this college. Frankly speaking this name - BabanRao Dhole-Patil, can at the most be related to a Shetakari Mahavidyalaya.

Interviewer: ok, ok. It seems you have taken 6 years to complete your engineering.

Candidate : Actually I tried my best to finish it in 4 years. But you know , these cricket matches and football world cup, and tennis tournaments..It is difficult to concentrate. So I flunked in 2nd and 3rd year. So in all I took 4 + 2 = 7 years.

Interviewer: But 4+2 is 6.

Candidate: Oh, is it? You know I always had KT in maths. But I will try to keep this in mind. 4+2 is 6, good, thanks. These cricket matches really affect exams a lot. I think they ! should ban it.

Interviewer : Good to know that you want cricket matches to be banned.

Candidate: No, no.. I am talking about Exams!!

Interviewer: Ok, What is your biggest achievement in life?

Candidate: Obviously, completing my Engineering. My mom never thought I would complete it. In fact, when i flunked in 3rd year, she was looking for a job for me in BEST(Bus corporation in Maharashtra ) through some relative ..

Interviewer: Do you have any plans of higher study?

Candidate: he he he.. Are you kidding? Completing 'lower' education itself was so much of pain!!

Interviewer: Let's talk about technical stuff. On which platforms have you worked?

Candidate: Well, I work at SEEPZ, so you can say Andheri is my current platform . Earlier I was at Vashi center. So Vashi was my platform then. As you can see I have experience of different platforms ! (Vashi and Andheri are the places in Mumbai)

Interviewer: And which languages have you used?

Candidate: Marathi, Hindi, English. By the way, I can keep quiet in German, French, Russian and many other languages.

Interviewer: Why VC is better than VB?

Candidate: It is a common sense - C comes after B. So VC is a higher version than VB. I heard very soon they are coming up with a new language VD!

Interviewer : Do you know anything about Assembly Language?

Candidate : Well, I have not heard of it. But I guess, this is the language our ministers and MPs use in assembly ..

Interviewer: What is your general project experience?

Candidate: My general experience about projects is - most of the times they are in pipeline!

Interviewer: Can you tell me about your current job?

Candidate: Sure, Currently I am working for Bata InfoTech ltd. Since joining BIL, I am on Bench. Before joining BIL, I used to think that Bench was another software like Windows.

Interviewer: Do you have any project management experience?

Candidate: No, but I guess it shouldn't be difficult. I know Word and Excel. I can talk a lot. I ! know how to dial for International phone call and use speaker facility. And very important - I know few words like - 'Showstoppers ' , 'hotfixes', 'SEI-CMM','quality','versioncontrol','deadlines' , 'Customer Satisfaction' etc. Also I can blame others for my mistakes!

Interviewer: What are your expectations from our company?

Candidate: Not much.

1. I should at least get 40,000 in hand.

2. I would like to work on a live EJB project. But it should not have deadlines. I personally feel that pressure affects natural talent.

3. I believe in flexi-timings.

4. Dress code is against basic freedom, so I would like to wear t-shirt and jeans.

5. We must have sat-sun off. I will suggest wednesday off also, so as to avoid breakdown due to overwork.

6. I wo! uld like to go abroad 3 times a year on short term preferably 1-2 months) assignments. Personally I prefer US, Australia and Europe . But considering the fact that there is a world cup in West Indies in 2007,I don't mind going there in that period . As you can see I am modest and don't have many expectations. So can I assume my selection?


Interviewer: he he he ha ha ha. Thanks for your interest in our organization. In fact I was never entertained so much before. ..:-)) We look forward to working with you .. welcome to Infosys :-)

Brokeback Mountain Lady

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she placed an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk.

She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.

He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked hard and the ranch was doing very well.

Then one day, the rancher's widow said "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels."

The hired hand readily agreed and went into town on Saturday night.

He returned around 2:30am, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, w aiting for him.

She quietly called him over to her. "Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as she directed.

"Now take off my boots."

He did as she asked, ever so slowly.

"Now take off my socks."

He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.

"Now take off my skirt."

He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.

"Now take off my bra."

Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.

Then she looked at him and said: "If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired

50 things to do in an elevator

1. Make race car noises when people get on and off.2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.




3. Grimace painfully while slapping your forehead and muttering, "Shut up dammit, all of you just SHUT UP"




4. Whistle the first 7 notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.




5. Sell Girl Scout Cookies.




6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.




7. Shave.




8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask, "Got enough air in there?"




9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear your upside-down.




10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.




11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to pull the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.




12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper, "Ever had a Wet Willy?"




13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral."




14. One word: Flatulence




15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.




16. Do Tai Chi exercises.




17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on."




18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back, "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness"




19. Give religious tracts to each passenger.




20. Burp, then say, "Mmmmm.....tasty"




21. Meow occasionally.




22. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.




23. Frown and mutter, "Gotta go, gotta go," then sigh and say, "oops"




24. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.




25. Sing "Mary Had a Little Lamb" while continuously pushing buttons.




26. Holler, "Chutes away" whenever the elevator descends.




27. Walk on with a cooler that says "Human Head" on the side.




28. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce, "You're one of THEM" and move to the far corner of the elevator.




29. Leave a box between the doors.




30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.




31. Wear a hand puppet and talk to the other passengers "through" it.




32. Start a sing-along.




33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"




34. Play the accordion.




35. Shadow box.




36. Say, "Ding" at each floor.




37. Lean against the button panel.




38. Say, "I wonder what all these do?" and then push ALL the red buttons.




39. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.




40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."




41. Bring a chair along.




42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger, "Wanna see wha in muh mouf??"




43. Blow spit bubbles.




44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.




45. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."




46. Carry a blanket a clutch it protectively.




47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.




48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.




49. Stare at your thumb and say, "I think it's getting bigger."




50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil fiercely and scream, "BAD TOUCH"

MBA Vs BCom

MBA and a Bcom go on a camping trip,
set up their tent, and fell asleep.

Some hours later, the B COM wakes his MBA friend. "
Look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?"

The MBA ponders for a minute.

" Astronomically speaking, it tells me that
there are millions of galaxies and
potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.

Time wise, it appears to be approximately
a quarter past three.

Theologically, it's evident the Lord is
all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.

Meteorologically, it seems we will have
a beautiful day tomorrow.

What does it tell you?"

The B COM student is silent for a moment, then speaks.

"Practically. ..Someone has stolen our tent".

HRD NOTICE OF A COMPANY TO ALL EMPLOYEES

HUMOROUS HRD NOTICE OF A COMPANY TO ALL EMPLOYEES
[A circular was found in one of the office notice boards ]

Dear STAFF,
Please be advised that these are NEW rules and regulations implemented to raise the efficiency of our firm.


_________________________________________________________________________________________
TRANSPORTATION:
It is advised that you come to work driving a car according to your salary.
a) If we see you driving a Honda, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a raise.
b) If you drive a 10 year old car or taking public transportation, we assume you must have lots of savings therefore you do not need a raise.
c) If you drive a Pickup, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.

ANNUAL LEAVE :
Each employee will receive 52 Annual Leave days a year (Wow! said 1 employee).
- They are called SUNDAYs.

LUNCH BREAK:
a) Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch as they need to eat more so that they can look healthy.
b) Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.
c) Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim Fast and take a diet pill.

SICK DAYS:
We will no longer accept a doctor Medical Cert as proof of sickness.
- If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

TOILET USE:
Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilets.
a) There is now a strict 3-minute time limit in the cubicles.
b) At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the door will open and a picture will be taken.
c) After your second offence, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the "Chronic Offenders" category.
d) Subsequent pictures will be sold at public auctions to raise money to pay your salary.

SURGERY:
As long as you are an employee here, you need all your organs.
- You should not consider removing anything. We hired you intact.
- To have something removed constitutes a breach of employment.

INTERNET USAGE:
All personal Internet usage will be recorded and charges will be deducted from your bonus (if any) and if we decide not to give you any, charges
will be deducted from your salary.
- Important Note: Charges applicable as Rs.20 per minute as we have 4MB connection.

Just for information, 73% of staff will not be entitled to any salary for next 3 months as their Internet charges have exceeded their 3 months salary.
_________________________________________________________________________________________




Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience.
Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplation, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.

Best regards,
HRD

15 ways to annoy a roommate

Walk and talk backwards.





Kill roaches with a monkey wrench while playing Wagnerian Arias on a kazoo. If your roommate complains, explain that it is for your performance art class (or hit him/her with the wrench).




Collect all your urine in a small jug.





Chain yourself to your roommate's bed. Get him/her to bring you food.




Get a computer. Leave it on when you are not using it. Turn it off when you are.




Ask your roommate if your family can move in "just for a couple of weeks."





Buy as many back issues of Field and Stream as you can. Pretend to masturbate while reading them.





Fake a heart attack. When your roommate gets the paramedics to come, pretend nothing happened.





Eat glass.





Smoke ballpoint pens.




Smile. All the time.





Collect dog poop in baby food jars. Sort them according to what you think the dog ate.




Burn all your waste paper while eyeing your roommate suspiciously.




Hide a bunch of potato chips and Ho-Hos in the bottom of a trash can. When you get hungry, root around in the trash. Find the food, and eat it. If your roommate empties the trash before you get hungry, demand that s/he reimburse you.




Leave a declaration of war on your roommate's desk. Include a list of grievances

True Incident from IIT Bombay!!!

One Night 4 Mba Students Were Playing Till Late Night And Didn't Study For The Test Which Was Scheduled For The Next Day.

In The Morning They Thought Of A Plan. They Made Themselves Look As
Dirty And Weird As They Could With Grease And Dirt. They Then Went Up
To The Dean And Said That They Had Gone Out To A Wedding Last Night And
On Their Return The Tyre Of Their Car Burst And They Had To Push The
Car All The Way Back And That They Were In No Condition To Appear For
The Test.

So The Dean Said They Can Have The Retest After 3 Days.They Said They Will
Be Ready By That Time. On The Third Day They Appeared Before The Dean.The
Dean Said That This Was A Special Condition Test. All Four Were Required
To Sit In Seperate Classrooms For The Test. They All Agreed As They Had
Prepared Well In The Last Three Days.
The Test Consisted Of 2 Questions With Total Of 100 Marks.

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Q.2) WHICH TYRE BURST ?................( 98 MARKS )

a) Front Left
b) Front Right
c) Back Left
d) Back Right .....!



It seems this is a true story from IIT Bombay Student..Batch 1992-96!!

Kudos to the Dean

cheers

Windows Scripting Secrets

Windows: Scripting Secrets



Windows: Scripting Secrets By Tobias Weltner Wiley | 0764546848 | Pages: 751 | 2000 | PDF | 7.6 MB

The most comprehensive book on the market, Windows Scripting Secrets uncovers the never-before-documented features
and hidden system functions that make the new Windows Scripting Host a more powerful tool. The book includes more
than 200 ready-to-use scripts, and the CD-ROM contains ready-to-use libraries and examples from the book, as well
as numerous scripting tools.

A few of the insights inside include

Kick-starting WSH and VBScripts
"Kidnapping" and creating COM objects
Tweaking your Registry, and monitoring system status
Powering up with Kodak Imaging
Running a Windows network with ADSI scripts
You can automate almost any system task or enhance your current functionality using the scripting solutions
detailed here. From the CD-ROM, sample more than 450 scripts, or try looking for an answer in the fully searchable
electronic version of the book.



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Developing Web Services with Apache Axis

Developing Web Services with Apache Axis



Developing Web Services with Apache Axis PDF | 176 pages | 1.6 MB | English

If you'd like to learn how to create web services (in particular, using Apache Axis) and make some sense of various standards like SOAP, WSDL, JAX-RPC, SOAP with attachments, WS-Security, XML Encryption and XML Signature, then this book is for you. It has a tutorial style that walks you through in a step-by-step manner to create working code.

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Web Programming

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As the Web has evolved, tools and methods for creating Web pages have also changed and matured. This book teaches you to create Web sites using a combination of new and mature technologies and shows you the best practices that have emerged for using these technologies. In these pages you will learn to build Web sites with traditional HTML and its successor XHTML. You will see how CSS can be used to make your Web pages more attractive by controlling the presentation and formatting of pages, and how to use JavaScriptandtrade; to enhance the power of your pages. Along the way you will learn how to make your pages work in several generations of Web browsers, including new Web-enabled devices such as mobile phones.

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Art Of Flash Animations

The Art of Flash Animation: Creative Cartooning



The Art of Flash Animation: Creative Cartooning | Mark Stephen Smith | 1598220268 | PDF | 450 pages | 21.2 Mb

There are a number of manuals available on Flash, but too many of them get bogged down in details about ActionScript
or interactivity. Frustrated with wading through such information in other Flash manuals, author/illustrator Mark
Stephen Smith set out to make the book he wished he had when he started learning Flash. This book is both a practical
primer in the fundamentals of classical, hand-drawn 2D screen animation and a basic introduction to Flash's expert
handling of recyclable symbols that make independent, web, and television animation both more affordable and more
efficient. It is conveniently divided into two parts. Part I is for those who are new to the terms and techniques of
hand-drawn animation, character design, and storyboards. Part II covers scanning and digitizing artwork into Flash,
as well as setting up scenes and symbols.


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Harry Potter Ebooks Collection

File concludes:
(Book 1) Harry-Potter-and the Sorcerer's Stone
(Book 2) Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
(Book 3) Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
(Book 4) Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire
(Book 5) Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
(Book 6) Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince


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The Compleat Distiller

Nixon & McCaw - The Compleat Distiller
Amphora Society | Pages: 145 | ISBN 0-473-08135-0 | PDF | 12,2 MB

The Compleat Distiller describes the science and the principles behind home distillation, the practice of small scale distillation, and several designs for different kinds of stills, all thoroughly tested. We fervently hope that our readers develop a thorough understanding of the process, which can only broaden and deepen their enjoyment of this activity. Following this philosophy, every subject introduced begins with "how does this work?" and progresses to "how can I do this?". Without a doubt, this is the ultimate text on home distillation and an extremely comprehensive reference, covering many
different still designs & operation. It has a lot of information on construction, as well as great explanations of the theory of distilling.


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